Am I the only person cheering for the bear??
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5 months ago
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Mindz
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”
- Oliver Herford
1 year ago
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Birds flying high, you know how I feel
Sun in the sky
You know how I feel
Breeze driftin’ on by
You know how I feel
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good
1 year ago
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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.
-Demetri Martin
-Demetri Martin
Liars…..
Have a special place in my life, in the trash can next to all the other worthless idiots I’ve met.
1 year ago
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