not to fall for someone

when they have so many reasons for you to trip

I don’t need a chick that’s there to catch me if I fall for em

I need a chick that’s willing to trip herself to fall for me when I’m already head over heels

I kissed the girl I have a fat crush on

made my day

made my year so far

I’m one happy fella

Down below a mountain
in a valley so deep
sat the most tired man
so tired he could not sleep
“My eyes grow heavy” the man once said
if only I could just fall asleep in this oh so comfortable bed
the man fumbled with his blankets, kicked them to the floor
picked them up once he was shivering,
then wrestled with them some more
“this is too much”
the man said with a snare
“I just need some sleep, this just isnt fair”
“I would pack my bags and go for a trip”
“down to a dream lake, maybe go for a dip”
“I would dream about sleeping”
he said with a grin
maybe then my patience wouldn’t be growing so thin
so one night he sat
underneath the stars
and let his mind drift
to a place so very far
where some sheep started hopping
over a small fence of wood
“someone pinch me I must be dreaming”
“this is just too good”
the man sat there with a smile
“I could get used to this” he said
“I could stay here for a while”
so he sat back and watched the sheep
as they hopped jumped and took a leap
just to be startled awake by a mouse that made the smallest peep
he awoke in a rage
like a startled animal in a cage
looked the mouse straight in the eyes
and in battle they engaged
the mouse ran for his feet
the man jumped the furry assassin with ease
but not before the mouse bit his foot and brought the tired man to his knees
“your mine!” the man screamed slamming his fist to the floor
the mouse hurried and scurried between a crack by the door
the man rushed into his house, his eyes glaring and staring
he sat down to take off one boot he was wearing
“this is all your fault!” the man yelled at the mouse
as he raced and chased him throughout the house
and just as the mouse was to meet his demise
it let out a beep to the mans surprise
he was puzzled, bamboozled, mind bottled, perplexed
instead of killing the mouse he watched what it did next
a beep, and another, and a beep once more
“what is this strange beeping” he said “I’ve heard this beeping before!”
so the mouse sat there and beeped
louder and louder it grew, till he could take it no more
so he let out a scream and ran out the door
the beeping didn’t stop, it drove him insane
“leave me be beeping, stay out of my brain!”
in a hurry he ran, back into his house, tightened his fist and smashed the poor mouse
“have fun being late to work the mouse said with a smile”
and that’s how a smashed alarm clock
will let you sleep for a while

-J.E.

That feeling you get when you talk to someone and they make your brain go completely blank, you can’t even begin to think about something to say because your too focused trying to get your jaw off the ground and your heart back into the hole in your chest that it just busted out of. It’s a bad feeling, It’s a good feeling, It’s a really good bad feeling :]=