WHEN A CUSTOMER STARTS TO ASK ME A QUESTION WHEN I’M ABOUT TO CLOCK OUT TO GO HOME

newlysinglegirl:

X-Men (1992-1997)

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killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

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staceythinx:

These photos of camouflaged animals by Art Wolfe are like the “Where’s Waldo” of the animal kingdom. You can see more here.

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peanutbummer:

koreamjournal:

Myna Bird Holds Conversation in Japanese
This amazing bird mimics Japanese with uncanny skill. The boys at Rocket News were kind enough to provide a translation.

Abe-chan: Good morning!
Owner: Good morning to you.
Abe-chan: I’m a good boy, aren’t I?
Owner: You sure are. Abe-chan, I’m going out. Can you look after the house?
Abe-chan: Sure.
Owner: Really? You’re amazing. Be good, Abe-chan.
Abe-chan: OK, I will.

SHIT BIRDS ARE AWESOME

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Stanley just drank o.j out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: Is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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staceythinx:

Luminous creatures captured by underwater photographer Joshua Lambus

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